April 13th, 2011
If you have followed Facebook lately you may have heard of a recent scam that targets artist. Was feeling kinda bad that even the scammer don’t like my work. Then this morning I recieved this in my e-mail. . .
Good morning,
I was searching through Google images directory where i came across this sophisticated and attractive work of yours that made me keep starring for moments will love to purchase one or two piece from you and i will appreciate it if you can kindly let me know if you have piece priced between $1000- $2000 because that is my budget.I hope to read from you with weblink of work in my budget or kindly send me images of it.
Regards
susan.
Knowledge is power! I have decided to play a little game with our scammer, scummers. So here was my response. . .
Thank you, send me a list of which images would like.
Let’s see what happens.
Hopefully I can chew up some of their time and keep them from taking money from another artist.
November 8th, 2010
“You my friend have had to many warm beers and cold women”
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“The last thing I remember was being in the back seat of a cab with King Tut.”
September 22nd, 2010
“Wish my 12 step program had an elevator.”
September 19th, 2010
Was an Apple user since way before it was “cool.” Have needed almost no service on the various and many Mac, Iphones, Ipods/pads and the like. When I did Apple was always quick, more then fair and usually the repairs were covered by a warrantee.
When my Iphone came up with a seriously cracked screen, I heard of many repairs, local, off of Craiglist, etc. all would take at least a day and between $50 and $100. Phone still worked so I waited till a break in the action to get something done. Took it to the new Apple Store in the Mall. They fixed it, while I waited for FREE. Try that with a Driod, or a Zune!!!!
July 30th, 2010
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him . . . ‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the Doctor.
‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.
‘Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new camera!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain’t nobody under there now!’
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
Life is too short…..drink more scotch.
Thanks to Keith Couch for sending this to me.
July 21st, 2010
“she’s all that, and a bag of chips.”
July 8th, 2010
In this bar, the customer is always right.
You, sir, are no longer a customer.
June 9th, 2010
I heard it at a coffee shop.
The origin of the photo term “shoot” comes from the noise and bright light of the old flashes.
April 27th, 2010
This is from the Times UK. Guess the polar bear didn’t like his picture taken.
April 19th, 2010
If you confuse the names of your girlfriend and her sister in bed, blame it on CHICKlyxia.
March 14th, 2010
If you get this joke, you are old or watch late night TV.
March 14th, 2010
If your a Ludite, or love the Muppets, click here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtBki0PsC0
Beaker ROCKS!
February 25th, 2010
Patrick “Po” O’Hara and I had the privilege of stopping by the Foothills School on Tuesday for a Blues in The Schools Program. Sponsored by the Boise Blues Society, BITS brings the power of Blues Music to students. Blues influence, history and importants are emphasized. However the real magic is when professional musicians like Po share their passion with kids.
After a quick introduction, young Mr. O’Hara took over. He quickly built rapport and respect. After a quick look at history, Po ran through a series of Blues standards-traditional to modern. With an understanding of the music, Po got the kids involved. 1st just stomping of feet and clapping. With the help of teachers Jessica and Jennifer he soon had them writing Blues songs and performing. The favorite of the day had to be “broccoli Blues.
Thank you Po, You did a great job, glad I could be along to help.
February 15th, 2010
He said. . . What does IDK mean”
She wisely replied “I don’t know.”
Thanks Reham
