Monday Follies-Idaho Investment Plan
April 6th, 2008
IDAHO RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg.
Further Suggested reading. . .
Drink and Grow Rich
by Napolean Hill
Start Late, Finish Later
by David Bach
The Seven Habits of Highly Inebriated People
by Steven Covey
Win friends and Influence Bartenders
by Dale Carnegie
The Power of Positive Drinking
by Norman Vincent Peale
The Seven Spirit Laws of Success
By Deepak Chopra
The Power of Brew
by Scott Martineau
The Beer Is Flat
by Thomas L. Friedman and Oliver Wyman
Men are from Bars, Women from Venus
by John Gray
Thanks M-3
- Posted in Uncategorized
April 7th, 2008 at 7:26 am
They sell beer in cans? Recyclers still buy aluminum? (tap, tap) Is this thing on?
April 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
sounds like an investment