BOISEE.com to become “MicroBlog”

March 31st, 2008

Dateline 4.1.2008
Boise ID

microsoft_logo08 copy.jpg

Microsoft©, in an effort to bring it’s message “closer to the consumer” has purchased several local blogs throughout the country today.

“We need to be more proactive with our message.” Said April Eno, VP of external internet marketing, Microsoft©. “We have searched the net for relevant, interesting blogs. These new “MicroBlogs©,” are blogs that reach the markets we need speak to successfully.” Ms. Eno said.

www.Boisee.com is proud to announce that we have been chosen on this date to become a “MicroBlog©.” Other “MicroBlogs©” announced today include www.sandieEgo.com and SeaEatle.com. and www.rhodeEisland.com.

Your continued support is the key to our success.
Thanks, David

6 Responses to “BOISEE.com to become “MicroBlog””

  1. Lee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Kind of like drinking a delicious cup of coffee from a Starbucks cup. Congratulations! Think I’ll surf on over to Denverrr.com, I hear they’re with McDonalds now and part of the McBlog Mccommunity of blogs.

  2. Dr. Dave Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 11:22 am

    lee, you crack me up! hehehe

  3. Rick Overton Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Looks like Bill Gates’ new best friend is buying drinks for the entire month of April. Or is is MicroApril? Whatever it is, they’ll be releasing software patches to fix “security vulnerabilities discovered by third parties” in the next couple of days. According to my user agreement, I was never promised that MicroApril would run error-free on my calendar, anyway. Bastards.

  4. Don O Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Press Release
    Dateline Boise, Idaho
    Flush with cash after being “acquired” by Microsoft, David announced the soon to happen opening of D-Day Bouquet, an old school Blues Bar. Local drunks and an assortment of “n’r do wells” are lining up to wish him well. Hoochie men everywhere are grinning ear to ear with some salivating (sounds mo’ bettah than drooling) at the thought.

  5. Lee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    The new D-Day Bouqet will undoubtably be selling, a-hem, micro-brews.

  6. Dr. Dave Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 8:25 am

    do we need to buy the new service package in order to get the full experience at the d-day bouquet

Leave a Reply